I like learning new things. Really I do. Honest. But writing 5,000 words is easier than getting my head round this lot! See, the thing is – I don’t understand the language. It’s no use hitting the Help button as I don’t understand the answer. They’re using foreign words. It might as well be Greek, or Double-Dutch. Give me my own language to play with and I’ll write you an outline for a story -clicks fingers- just like that.

I shall persevere.